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| You pussies ready to game? |
Babe Ruth is know for two things: his home runs and his bravado. But do people ever remember his strike outs? He's up there with the best of them at striking out. Do you think he gave a shit? Here's what The Babe would say to me and all of you.
"You kids are acting like a bunch of pussies. There's beautiful dames everywhere and all's you can think to do is hold up the wall with your skinny ass and sip your kiddie cocktail? Grow some nuts and step up to the plate. You're not gonna remember your whiffs. You're gonna remember rounding the bags when you get a hold of a sweet one and so is everyone else. Swing for the fences, my boys, and you'll do just fine."
The Babe is right. Picking up girls is a straight up numbers game. Just step up to the plate and SWING! And you really do have to swing. You think you're going to knock one out of the park with some sort of cream puff whiff? Plant your feet, Son! Go for the fucking fences! Even if you miss, you'll still feel like a fucking man!
There's a street game approach that I've developed called "The Bambino" in homage. Here's how it's done:
1. Find a group of girls (or a girl by herself) walking somewhere on the street. *Note, use this in a high volume club area as it will just make people think your crazy in daygame.
2. Point your finger at the girl you want and be DOMINANT.
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| You! |
3. Say, "YOU!" You have to say it like you mean it. Pretend she's your dog and you're calling her over.
4. Then turn your face into a subtle playful smile and turn your hand over as if to shake hands. Say, "Get your ass over here. Right now. I haven't got all day, c'mon!" Be smiling but do not fuck around with this. Really pretend it's your dog and you want her over here dammit!
5. She will be SHOCKED at your bravado....especially if there are other people around. DO NOT TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF HER! IF YOU LOOK AROUND FOR VALIDATION, IT IS OVER! She will, however, look around to her friends. You will enjoy the stunned look on her face. Guys will look at you too and will want to be your friend. Everyone will want to know how this is going to play out. And who is this ballsy guy anyway?! She will not be able to resist! She will coyly make her way over to you.
6. That's when you take her hand WHEN SHE GIVES IT TO YOU! AND MAINTAIN STRONG EYE CONTACT (NEVER BREAK IT) and say in a lowered voice (to change her state from shocked to reassured) while you gently pull her towards you. "Who are you, you fucking gorgeous creature?"
From there, you can banter quickly until you interrupt with:
7. "Listen to me. I'm with my friends right now, so let's continue this later. Gimmie your number. I'm gonna call you."
8. She surrenders the digits, you say, "gimmie a kiss" and offer your cheek. She will comply. Then you hug her and bounce!
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| Way to close that shit, Kid! |
The reason this works is because you are subcommunicating to her that you have balls. This is what girls respond to: balls. You have to demonstrate that you have them. Do this with your friends and just tell yourself, "alright, this is fucking crazy, but let me just try this and see if she comes over." Just fucking try it, kids! It's fun! You will feel alive! You will feel like a fucking man! Just try and see what happens!
SOME PEOPLE WITHOUT BRAINS DO AN AWFUL LOT OF TALKING
